mkhopper

joined 2 years ago
[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down."

"Get out..."

"No, no, that's what really happened."

"No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital."

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This one is tough. I wasn't an Ozzy super fan or anything, but at the time I grew up (70s - 80s), there was no avoiding him.
I listen to some of the older Black Sabbath songs differently now as well, and have a different appreciation for them. Doesn't stop me from doing some air guitar in the car though.

🤘RIP Ozzy🤘 You certainly didn't die as an ordinary man.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Actually it's more like, "now we can justify spending more US tax dollars building even larger bombs that will penetrate deeper into underground bases."

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I once worked with a guy who had an accident and all we heard was that he broke his leg and would be away for a few weeks.
He came back after having two surgeries, a bunch of hardware placed in his leg and he had to roll around on one of those scooter devices.
"Omg man! What happened??"
"I tripped over my dog..."
"What kind of dog do you have?"
"A dachshund..."
"Well that will never work. You need to tell everyone that you were mauled by a bear, or fell out of a second story window saving a baby from a fire. Something cool."

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what will be shown during the nightly national news programs??
If they can't run same 12 medical ads every, fucking, day, whatever will they do?

If I never have to hear that idiotic Jardiance song again, I would be so happy.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why? Greed.
And they're not even shy about it.

I made this comment some time ago on another thread about YouTube ads.
With the sheer number of concurrent users, worldwide, 24/7, YouTube could show one ad every three or four videos, and still make a mind boggling amount of money.
But if some money is good, more must be better, right?

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

DarkStar
So stupid, but if I see it pop up on any of the streaming sites, I know what I'm doing for the next hour or so.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty good audition for joining Mummenschanz.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I hardly remember any of the quests there. For me, SS was all about the spontaneous world pvp battles with TM.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked!"
-- George Carlin

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by mkhopper@lemmy.world to c/gardengrooves@walledgarden.xyz
 

The whole album is perfection, but this is one of the standout tracks.

 

Give a shout if you're going to see some acts in person or catch what you can on the livestreams.

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