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Lady gets bit on the chest by a jungle cobra: "Just like every other snake I met. Can't leave my tits alone"

Sexy pirate blaxploitation filmed in the Philippines but made to look like a Latin island somewhere, this is some B grade Foxy Brown but it still delivers entertainment. Cool kung fu moves, women's prison themes, and a shitload of gunplay, it's violent but not gory.

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I'm a fan of old sleazy Spinell, was in some great flicks, and it's kind of a shame that THIS is his final film. Released posthumously after he cut his head open in the shower and bled to death, it's pretty bad, and Spinell just sleepwalks through it seemingly making up his dumb dialog as he goes along. The story, what there is of it, sucks and despite the cast being basically non-actors Spinell's performance makes them look like Shakespearean level thespians. The ending may be the worst part of this movie though, so bad I said fuck me out loud. There's some foxy ladies and a few unintentionally funny moments though, if that sounds like enough to pique your interest, maybe give it a go.

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Nice gooey demon fx and mutilation makeup and a cool satanic premise, but nothing that will "blow you away" as the poster suggests (although it is a cool poster). It is a fun watch but the Evil Dead worship goes a little bit too far. Don't expect gore and nudity cus there ain't a whole lot, but a guy kung fu kicks a demon's head off its shoulders and a cow skull comes to life and eats someone. I won't say who cus I don't wanna ruin the surprise.

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