midori_matcha

The orange always brings out the worst in one

Siri still struggles with toggling my lights with voice commands, after nearly 8 years of tearful screaming at my HomePod.

I want to see 1 Infinite Loop transformed into a giant toilet.

THE JOY OF NOT BEING RECOMMENDED ANYTHING

Study the weak points, make true your aim. The inevitable human-robot war draws nearer.

A cost worth cutting nonetheless

"Allegedly" and "reportedly" are magic words that keeps the lawyers away, since no media company actually wants the liability of being an authoritative source of information.

I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they're also a good shiv or shank.

boolean bloat

my dopamine receptors are smoldering

A smart TV nowadays should only be treated as a computer monitor loaded with a bloated, spyware-ridden OSD.

I've connected a Samsung and a Roku TV to my WiFi one time, and they each routinely make hundreds of thousands of advertisement and data collection requests over the network daily.

Take advantage of the deals if you must get a TV, but never connect it to the internet, only navigate the UI to switch display inputs, use external devices only, and always, always, always turn off motion-interpolation!

Github is owned by Microsoft, so don't worry, it's going to get worse