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Captain Obvious, reporting for duty, sir!

Why can’t the UK just deal with Iran directly? Why pander to an ungrateful US?

This would’ve been hilarious, if they hadn’t started a horrible war…

“Easy now, be careful not to touch the…”

SPLAT!

Just look at those morons…

And let it sink in for a moment that these two losers have just ended 80 years of globalism and free trade, killed thousands of people, forced millions more into poverty, planted the seeds for future wars and famines that will affect hundreds of millions more, likely enriched themselves in the process and give absolutely zero fucks about the suffering they’ve caused.

And all I’m reading online is comments from Americans either explaining how sad they feel for the rest of the world or excusing themselves because they didn’t vote for them. Nobody fucking cares. Fix your shit, America…

Should’ve posted this under leopardsatmyface

He couldn’t care less. They probably told him to calm the markets instead.

This is absolutely f*%#ing insane…

Kharg island is tiny. Really tiny. Any troops trying to hold it are going to get hit with drones, missiles and artillery constantly.

Just that, what a fucking idiot…

What a complete fucking moron…

We haven’t just learned the location of the Charles de Gaulle, but also the name of the sailor who’s going to be scrubbing the toilets for the next few months.

This sounds an awful lot like Iran is not only not losing the war, but is actually winning the war.

Trump expects the world to go to war with Iran. What will actually happen is that the world will re-establish diplomacy with Iran and offer sanctions relief to end the blockade.

Without war reparations, American ships will forever be barred from sailing the strait, and Gulf states will likely start distancing themselves from the US and re-assess hosting American bases and troops.

Trump’s victory looks an awful lot like a strategic defeat that sees the US pull out of the Middle East and leave Iran in a more powerful position then before.