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Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nooo don't! It's snow crash 😱

When not even the meds allow you to will your brain into doing work πŸ’€ in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
When not even the meds allow you to will your brain into doing work πŸ’€ in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

May the light of knowledge shine on you my childπŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/benjammins-founding-father-gif-guy

When not even the meds allow you to will your brain into doing work πŸ’€ in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yuupp know that end of the spectrum as well. I work in IT security so basically work and hobby blend together nicely to enable many hyperfocus rabbit holes :D Buuut when you're working with (or rather against) a completely fucked up org structure that just sucks the joy and the productivity out of you, there's nothing even the meds can do πŸ˜…

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When not even the meds allow you to will your brain into doing work πŸ’€ (infosec.pub)
 

When you hate your workplace so much you just can't... Good thing I'm switching jobs in September and have my last day somewhere in mid-August πŸ˜…

Kinda right in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
I wonder if this was made by AI or a shit programmer in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, Firebase. The Google version of leaking all your company data through a public S3 bucket

I remember when they launched and started pushing it in the Android dev community. Actually won a Google Pixel at a Firebase sponsored hackathon in my town...after that I never touched Firestore again. Using that ACL language to restrict access, you could see the massive foot gun from a mile away

crypto investment in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Aaah classic. Forgot to prefix it with:"this is not financial advice"

Meanwhile, in the Papesic Period... in c/memes@lemmy.world
there's no escape! brew another cup! in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

STEP AWAY FROM THE WHEEL!!1!

Can I lick it? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor

Welcome to her anus in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Now THAT'S a lower back tattoo I could get behind!

the universe about to have a little minty b in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.

Don't let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!

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POV: How it's going after deciding to start dieting 5 days ago and every ounce of executive function has been going into NOT eating the thing that will put dopamine in my brain πŸ™ƒ (infosec.pub)
 

David Attenborough voice: "Observe this 32 year old male, that has somehow convinced everyone he's a functioning adult, not being able to get up from the sofa and put his damn phone away."

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We poisoned the whole planet so our eggs wouldn't stick to the pan πŸ™ƒ (youtu.be)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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It seems I shouldn't have posted this without context

TL;DW

  • yes the video is (at least partially) about Teflon, hence the cynical title

  • no, Teflon (or generally big Fluoropolymers) are not the problem. Ingesting them does nothing to you, because as long, chemically inert polymers they just pass through you from one end to the other

  • The problem are perfluoroalkyl acids: C8 (PFOA) and later substitutes such as C6/GenX, PFOS, PFHA, PFHxS which are chemicals used to start the Teflon polymerization. They are short-chained carbon-fluorine molecules that coincidentally mimic the structure of fatty acids, thus can accumulate in our bodies without a way for our bodies to break them down.

  • These chemicals leach into the environment from factories and accumulate in everything, to the point that the whole water cycle has been contaminated (yes that shit comes down everywhere with the rain)

  • There is conclusive proof that PFOA exposure is linked to a number of organ damage and cancers, particularly testicular cancer and kidney cancer, with likely links to lung and pancreatic cancer not reflected in the study due to survivor bias (they died before the study was concluded)

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Conclave has started! Or as I like to call it... (infosec.pub)
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Angry ComSci Prof. noises (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

Please leave recursion to math and keep it out of (in particular C) software: it kills and will kill again.

Kind regards from libexpat, see CVE-2022-25313 and CVE-2024-8176 for proof.

https://blog.hartwork.org/posts/expat-2-7-0-released/

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Happy anniversary (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

"The World Wide Web was conceived on March 12, 1989, by computing legend Tim Berners-Lee."

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Glancing at my 1.5GB screenshots folder (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/5364920

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