mavu

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate this conflation of "Developer" with every other role in modern game development.

If you think the new Porsche looks shit, do you blame the Mecanical engineer who designed the brake mechanism?

If your new manga body pillow gives you a rash, do you blame the graphic designer of the manga?

There is not a single thing listed in the meme above that is actually the fault of the actual developers working on the game. Don't even need to talk about the first picture.

game size is studio management related. They want to stuff as much (repetitive, boring) content into the game as possible. Plus a multiplayer mode no one asked for.

Optimizations don't happen because the CEO decides to take the sales money of the game this quarter, and not next, and ships an unfinished product.

Always online is ALWAYS a management decision.

It's a shit joke, it's wrong because it blames the wrong people, and its also just dumb.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What line?

I don't think there has been a line for a while.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

This is true, but also, this is weird, right?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Not a Pizza. Period.

Might as well start calling a boat a ship. Or Pluto a planet.

We have words for things people, and it would make life easier if we just used the correct ones.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

I've seen that in cook book.
Obviously I immediately burned that and peed on the ashes.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

That's just mean :(

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Windows 11, finally bringing the year of Linux on the desktop.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Quick math suggests that it takes about 2190 bananas to raise a child, with an average of 1 banana every 3 days. This cost does not incluce therapy sessions for the parents though, so is not a complete breakdown of the cost of raising a child.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

I'm usually against these kinds of comments, but HP CAN DIE IN FLAMING INFERNO OF HOG SHIT.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 years ago

surprisingly accurate.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

Yep. seems reasonable.

I think i could even turn this into a money maker. Pretty sure people would pay me to wear a large coat if I dressed in that armor.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So, as "if" is out of the question, "when" and "how" are becoming more interesting.

How will twitter end? Will he sell it to someone else? or just fire everyone and close the doors?

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