this is cool!
mavu
This is a hilarious reaction to anyone older than 40.
times really have changed a lot (for the better).
He didn't. Right? Not even that shithead could say that? Right?
Well, not to brag, but today i sneezed so loud that a neighbour 2 houes down and across yelled "bless". So, yeah, kind of famous.
You should not need to hide your probably extraordinary nice rock collection in the garden. I'll fight your partner for you if you want.
Throwing out my stuff that i was saving is a marriage-ending event.
I'm intrigued: who is the guy who makes sausages?
Compelling argument.
The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.
It's going to be hillarious to see them trying to get rid of him.
There is not enough popcorn on this continent for that.
you're obviously not 50 yet...
this is a european old city, so definitely a non-euclidian space.