mavu

I don't understand what's shocking about that?

I would have called that predictable.

I feel attacked !

Or seen. same difference.

Ah, the old tug-of-war between justice and law.

1. languages evolve, and the origin is nothing more than a curio today. People use the term "alpha" to mean a thing that exists in humans, even if it never did in wolves.
2. this thing is called by the rest of the population "being and asshole" and as such i find the self identification of those people very usefull and time saving.

I and almost certainly evey other non-psycho father would have done the same.

/me raises hand.

aww, one sec, have to find my tiny violin..

Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.

I don't get the last panel. somebody please explain.

what a muppet.

Wait, that's exactly how i tidy up my kitchen!

... or a plastic toy snake, a pair of headphones, a Mathias Quiet Clicky keyboard switch, 2 random screws, a N95 mask, assorted coins, an acorn, a notebook and pen...