mavu

joined 2 years ago
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Ahh, i loved reading this. like blam on a sunburn. cold water on a hot day.

I think i discovered i have a kink for people shit-talking about tech CEOs.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago

Nothing could go wrong with that, and i mean LITTERALLY nothing.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 6 months ago

with "pathetic" he probably means the driver and the dude on the sticker, right?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.

There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

It's called making a product/service for their customers instead of for the shareholders bank balance.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

"To cut off your own nose to spite the face" is the only thing that comes to mind here.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 6 months ago

"ALRIGHT! I"LL SAY YES BUT PLEASE GET BACK INTO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THE PLANE!"

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago

tears in my eyes..

tears in my fucking eyes.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

YES!

Finally a way to destroy the AI hype.

Maybe the man is good for something besides wasting oxygen after all.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

Well, to that i can only say a heartfelt

.|..

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

Oh, I know this one! The question for this answer is: "What is the most stupid way to find inefficiencies that you can think of?" for 200!

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 6 months ago

Are they quiet?

I hear cheering from somewhere...

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