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There’s a cardinal couple at my house that likes to share food

The first one was Act I of the musical

How do I change them back?

Yeah probably. I’m in the US. Here’s how my bill is broken down and how much it costs for 1000kWh:

Generation Service Charge: $117
Customer Charge: $10 flat fee
Distribution Charge: $94
Transition Charge: -$1
Transmission Charge: $45
Net Meter Recovery Surcharge: $16
Revenue Decoupling Charge: -$1
Distributed Solar Charge: $4
Renewable Energy Charge: $0.50
Energy Efficiency Charge: $31
Electric Vehicle Program: $1

Yeah, I recently learned that if you use a plunger when the clog is down the drain pipe, then it can blow the wax seal on the toilet, leading to bigger problems later

Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America

Damn

Railroad tracks

Usually the top of the box won’t have any grease, so I tear it in half and the top goes in the recycling and bottom goes in the trash

Don’t worry, I’ll set fire to the hive!