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First I’ve heard about the attempted kidnapping. But then again, usually when I see “Lindsay Lohan” it the headline, I skip the article.

I hope she stays in Dubai.

Edit: ~~I blame Paris Hilton for ruining her.~~

I was ignorant about what kind of person Hilton has become.

That headline could have been a LOT worse. Any sentence that contains “Trump's dream of _______ is becoming a reality” should fill us all with dread.

If they visited the U.S., they’d only be harassed by ICE anyway. Plus, there is no reason to try and negotiate with the current government. Denying them visas is nothing but a pointless “insult”.

The Tea app is a women-only dating safety platform where members can share reviews about men, with access to the platform only granted after providing a selfie and government ID verification.

This sounds irresistible for angry misogynists. The only thing that surprises me about this is that it didn’t happen earlier.

I would imagine that aliens wouldn’t just show up and try to figure things out from scratch. If they really wanted to communicate peacefully, I’d guess that they’d hide behind a nearby celestial object and listen to our radio signals. They’d want to minimize uncertainty and fear. By the time they let us detect them, they’d probably already be fluent in several major languages.

I think I’d rather have them in their own little zoo instead of being on the PTA or Town Council.

Warning: this report contains themes of racism and homophobia which some readers might find distressing

Warning: this report about a horribly unpleasant town will contain mention of horribly unpleasant things

Uh… thanks for the heads up, I guess?

Please don’t mistake Lemmy for a PR dumping ground.

Who else here knows where Kamchatka is because of Risk?

well that's just the risk you take if you decide to teach creative writing

Absolutely true. Creative writing attracts creative people. Expect the unexpected.

Still, it’s funny that this is about a little kid.

As far as I’m concerned, not understanding this mentality is something to be proud of.

Immunity? Okay. The government makes deals like that all the time.

Clemency? She can rot. I hope her death is slow and painful.