maculata

joined 2 years ago
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

The BB was never funny and always terrible. There was no loss when it got ‘even worse.’

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Dude looks like a meth troll doll.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could I please choose one elephant-sized goose?

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have a career in academia awaiting.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I think they ate the bridesmaids and groom.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m afraid you are incorrect. The root beer is fine though.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Rum is horrible anyway. Who cares. But yeah, terrible new mascot. The cosplay comments are spot on.

Edit: you want a gawdawful hangover? Rum is your copilot.

As little a hangover as possible? Straight vodka.

Sipping a complex drink with thousands of years of history? Proper single malt whisky from Scotland.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

That’s why I avoid ships.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Orcs aren’t known for their intellectual prowess or training.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I can’t believe that no one has ever thought of that before!

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Make no sense. Babby come from vagine like toothpaste. Not pelican.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Bravo. The only good nazi is a dead one.

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