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THIS PROVES STAR WARS WAS REAL!!!

THIS IS A PHOTO OF THAT ONE TIME THE MELLIMBIAN FLACON ALMOST GOT CHOMPED BY THAT GIANT WORM!!!

THE LIGHT FROM THE INCIDENT HAS TAKEN THIS LONG TO GET TO EARTH!!!

… and they are still evading capture to this very day.

‘Ground’ not ‘grinded’.

This might happen if Putin fucks off permanently and Russia becomes something closer to a stable democratic country without the mafias running amok.

Ice IX is incorrect in the Wikipedia table, according to Kurt Vonnegut.

Ah yes. OK, I missed that detail in the text.

Mind you they’re only Jubilee Clips when they’re used to hold a King’s or Queen’s Jubilee together.

Otherwise they’re just ‘hose clamps’.

Spinneret Jones getting into another scrape.

Pronounced: “MOUNG-kee” by the comedian in question.

Yes, that’s another transliteration.

So if Putin is going to be Defence Minister, who will be the Dictator in Chief?

Gosh! Who knew that droughts could be ended with… rain?!?

POW! BASH! KA-BOOM!