maculata

joined 2 years ago
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

“Everybody got a plan until they get punched in the face”

  • Cassius Clay
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Ok fair enough.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

“Save money”

Ssshhh! Do you smell death? I smell death.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Get off the drugs dude.

And give them to me. I want some.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Where the fuck did “Theseus Gnomes” come from?!?!

Ain’t no such thing in classical mythology.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about a little sesame oil and soy sauce?

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Oh fuk. This hits home.

Lemme tell ya kids…

[–] maculata@aussie.zone -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So why should there be any guardrails for the President?!?!

BURN IT ALL DOWN! MAGA 2024!!!

/s

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My grandfather was heavily involved in soils science and evangelising about protecting good topsoil.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Probs recommend a ‘Paedophile Hobgoblin’.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

RAT DICK,

RAT DICK,

WHATCHA GONNA DO,

WHATCHAGONNADO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU.

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