maculata

joined 1 year ago
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Just topple it and make sure the lettering is smashed to fuck.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I love casual pose of the chicken with one leg a bit jaunty.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Top tips:

Use cheap bulk Chinese packet noodles instead of ‘pasta’, those bacon sprinkles out of a bottle, dehydrated egg and yellow cheese slices.

MMMMMMMMM!

It tastes terrible but is guaranteed to make any uptight Italians absolutely lose their shit, which is fine because the dish was basically invented by GIs in 1944 and appropriated by chefs in Rome.

Have fun!

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Lacewing. They are the adult form of antlions and similar.

The larvae are really good at muncu BG pests.

These are friends.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

How utterly pathetic.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

‘Shelves’? As in ‘shoving it up into his anal cavity’?

Pity. Stopping people smoking would be a good thing.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Put Liz Truss back in! Just for a larf!!!

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I think he stole that from a US presidential candidate!

Oh wait… Sorry, no.

That was Andrew CHANG.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get it. Are they all convicted sex pests?

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

An arrest and thorough background check might be in order.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

As an artist I welcome much diversity of thought. However stuff that just comes down to being titillating burlesque is tacky AF and not ‘Art’. Leave that low brow shite to the strip clubs in Edinburgh.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shite. I have COVID.

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