maculata

joined 1 year ago
[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Dude looks like some kinda LOTR muthafucka except for the silly modern clothing.

He should be wearing like, moss and shit and have creatures playing chase in and out of his beard and hair and be deep in the woods protected by giant man-eating squirrels.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’d love it if he also added the words ” … and a stupid fucking cunt who’s gonna get a lot more Russians killed before we put his head on a fucking pike outside the Kremlin.”

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Yup. Good work guys out there in Silicon Valley. I’m sure this AI thing is all going to end reeeeeeeaaaallly well.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did they eat undercooked bear meat together?

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago

The Swedish Chef is saying: “I’m guing tu puot my buot up yuour iss Puotin. Bork Bork Bork!”

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 72 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!!”

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That would be too foreign for him.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

90% pure greed by manufactures.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

You might have to live with scratches. I would.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

China is going to get fucking wiped out if it doesn’t stop fucking around.

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Why would you want an antidote to ecstasy?

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’ll go watch shortly.

Edit: ok I’ve watched the best of Brak.

I’m convinced.

Brakiosaurus FTW.

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