m4xie

joined 2 years ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They better call it off, then!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tomorrow I'm competing in a martial arts tournament I've been training really hard for for weeks. My first tournament for this sport (did one before easy back in uni).

It's stick fighting, which was used as training for saber fencing.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Why would they turn the other way? The pheromone trail is this way and it keeps getting stronger, so we must be getting closer to the destination!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I use the bookerly font, but it's so great that I can make the text big and adjust the line spacing for every book I read!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Couldn't make a better example of weaponized "neutrality" to benefit the status quo.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My wife is a 6'4" metal worker 🥴.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

I did well training and sparring visiting a martial arts club in the next town. I'm preparing for a tournament next Sunday, my first one.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Every time someone passes on naturally, they stage it as a murder

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

WTF is alphabetization?

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