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Option 1: Leave it the fuck alone

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I would, but they told me if I get one and try to change their gender, it'd void my warranty.

You'll have to put something up over them to keep people from trying to jump into them, like birds flying into windows.

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The smug smirk makes it seem like this is a statement of defiance rather than a request for help.

Maybe the catchphrase should be "we actually don't" or something to that effect.

Don't you care about the environment? Or democracy? Ending poverty? School shootings?

We actually don't.

You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I'll find you.

Ka-tarl

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