lolola

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like to pile my coat and tote bag and purse all in a big heap on my lap. That way, if I see a cute guy, I can quickly dump all my shit everywhere and act all flustered so maybe he'll come help me.

And then we both try to pick up the same book at the same time, our hands brush against one another, we lock eyes, he instantly proposes, I say yes, everyone claps...

Honestly, watch out for people who don't put their stuff in the seat next to them. It might be a trap.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 6 months ago (7 children)

I've been getting some major astroturfing vibes around here lately.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Flavor-blasted chex mix

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 months ago

Don’t let the government ~~decide what to~~ teach our kids!

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 6 months ago (10 children)

how do we even come back from this

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago

That's the grade they give you if you drink monsters while studying

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a quirky cartoon I saw a while ago. Puppy and CatBee or something.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What's amazing is you can actually make a grammatically correct sentence by repeating "vague, ever-present dread" eight times

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is really a question someone's gotta goggle i think

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

...A thought that hasn't occurred to me until now: are we effectively living under mob rule?

They might not make up a majority of people, but maybe they command a majority of angry mobs willing to show up at your house?

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