linkshulkdoingit69

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[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-loshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect. (Edit) Bonus points if it contains the trolley problem or some variation therein

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When they tossed the corpse of Osama Bin Laden into the sea, it wasn't just because no country's soil would take him, but to respect his religion, where in Islam cremation is considered a desecration. So they showed him the respect of a burial at sea, even though he was our enemy.

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 2 points 8 months ago

I'm learning to flyyyy... But I ain't got wiings...

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 3 points 8 months ago

Get killed... Louisiana fast

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 6 points 8 months ago

Agustus Gloop lookin mf

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 31 points 8 months ago (5 children)

That cat looks like he could kick my ass

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 7 points 8 months ago

"Patrick, are you ok!?" "FINLAND!!!"

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 6 points 8 months ago

I too nearly had a stroke.

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 5 points 8 months ago

I'm twelve and this is deep

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I actually think it's a mountain lion ;)

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 3 points 9 months ago

Goddamn this dog is straight fire

[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 8 points 9 months ago

Too close to home

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