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His height. He is no short king, and frequently sinks into couches. No, not like Couchfucker Vance.

If you haven't already been doing so, between now and Election Day in November, CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS!

Something something Yellow Badges.

Translation: "We're rich enough to where we could remove players representing DEI from the NFL, but we've no financial incentive to do so because football rakes in so much dough that state governments threatening to cut funding is practically negligible."

"Plz oh plz, don't attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don't attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don't attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!"

Can't wait to see how The Rock™ can't lose in this one!

PRO LIFE PARTY, AMIRITE?!

I agree with you 100%. Ever since Google made the switch to their crapware Tensor modem, the Pixels have been going downhill starting with the Pixel 5, I guess with the exception of the Pixel 8 series, which I'm rocking right now.

Heck, I'd argue that Pixels in general are better cameras than they are phones. My beloved Pixel 4 XL succumbed to that swollen battery issue, and my Pixel 6 Pro couldn't keep a consistent cell connection if my life depended on it (and I think in one case it very well could have).

The day GrapheneOS reveals the Motorola phone from its partnership is the day I will jump ship from Google Pixel, camera quality be damned. Y'know, provided Motorola uses a Qualcomm chip and not Tensor or gasp Exynos!

Edit: Eagles are indeed birds.

So glad a bird or an eagle didn't grab the poor carrotless thing.

JESUS CHRIST, A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME?!

I totally though it'd be the image of the white techbro-lookin dude with tears in his eyes.

Love the intent! Hate the image this conjured in my brain 🤢🤮

Something something GrapheneOS, LineageOS, SailfishOS, Jolla Phone, Pinephone Pro.