laserwash2000

joined 4 months ago

Or, the momma never called the doctor in the first place. A real doctor would have said “talk to my nurse first. Then come in for expensive tests. Then I need to refer you to my specialist friend.”

Or, slightly less cynically, the doctor would have said “bring the monkey who bumped his head to urgent care and we’ll check for concussion.”

“No more monkeys jumping on the bed” sounds like straight up mom stuff.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They did have one heavily English speaking country, but those guys peaced out a few years back. Now it’s just Ireland and Malta (where English is an official language).

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Are you sure? The numbers in the ~~tweet~~ reddit post talk about total mass and heat capacity. So I think that means the entire bulk has that average temperature.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

The chicken has to exceed the boiling point of water for it to be cooked? Unless we’re making chicken caramels, I don’t think so.

Doing some math, I think it works out to 6,242 slaps or a single slap at 1,939 mph. Much more attainable.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

https://copypastatext.com/ask-the-gym-receptionist-if-their-gym-is-based-or-cringe/

It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.