klu9

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[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I just could not parse the headline for the life of me, and didn't get it until I read TFA.

"Is there some kind of... connection between Canada and PR, like a figurative umbilical cord, and that's getting severed?"

Reads TFA. "Oh, FFS, you mean "jumping statehood queue"! Canadian headline written in bloody USian! You're not helping your cause, mate!"

(jk. Fuck Trump. ¡Viva Canadá libre!)

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Plausible deniability for when it's discovered her accounts are controlled from Moscow?

"Oh, I must have been hacked cuz weak passwords. That's why my account sent our classified war plans to Putin."

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

(Needs more space between the middle and ring fingers)

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Soon: things are being twerked on.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Tits out Teal'c to the max!

NSFTF (Not Safe for Teal'c Fans)

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is that an established term? "Tits out Teal'c"? Cuz if it ain't, it totally should be. :D

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Yes, Ben Browder was in Farscape.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[They've] got Google to prioritize search results for them;

We all know that Sundar Pichai wakes up first thing in the morning thinking "what do lemmy.world and lemm.ee admins want me to do today?"

these come from observations

"I can tell by the pixels!"

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I've gotta see that movie, sounds great.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Reverse the hilarity.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Classic? Give me a New Coke (or even a Pepsi Free), not Classic!

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