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[I'll step up.]

Yes, we are doing Warp 9. And don't call me Shirley.

I wonder: how do tankies feel about Tito? Given that he would have happily sunk a knife into Uncle Joe's heart.

This is c/BoycottUS. Even if you want to boycott things based on their "ancestry", maize is from Mexico and potatoes from Peru, not the US.

"Police our streets, not our tweets."

With heavy emphasis on the "our". I'd wager that if someone tweeted "the only good Tory is a dead Tory", they'd be up in arms.

The devil is in the details, but the general idea could be useful.

"People might think it's a rom com."

That. Sounds. AWESOME!

And for sh*ts and giggles, have another version where 'Oldman as Gordon' is allied with 'Reno as Léon', but 'Oldman as Stansfield' is allied with 'Reno as Godefroy' from Les Visiteurs.

Hey now, let's respect their culture. It's called a braai. Often accompanied with monkey gland sauce. No, seriously.

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_variations_of_barbecue#South_Africa
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_gland_sauce

"The Founding Fathers were Welfare Queens!"

(Doesn't include original commander Michael O'Hare and others who have also died.)

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