kleeon

so I should drink more milk, take vitamins or what? how do I get my fix?

that's something I noticed too. I stopped exercising a few months ago and I feel like my sleep has gotten worse. Really gotta get back to it

yeah fresh air helps me sometimes

"go ahead motherfucker, google it for me. I'm even going to pay you if you find anything useful"

ooohh that would make sense. Imma try getting off the computer earlier today

I used to type these kinds of questions into google, but it's becoming completely unusable due to all the LLM content farming. At leasat I know most of you are real

I keep thinking about that one TOS episode where the moral is that you shouldn't beat your wife because who's gonna cook you breakfast?

actual irl zombies

if they want to commit suicide, i'd prefer them to do it without taking the entire planet with them

here is how Uncommitted can still win

we are reaching the levels of joever previously thought impossible

there isn't an animal on this whole planet dumber than a journalist