kleeon

joined 5 years ago
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

please pray for Jair frens!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like that system in chicago for triangulating gunshots, except for exploding dicks

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

not being chronically underfunded since 1980s

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

real men leave poop on their balls

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

same. I don't like making the other person feel like I ignored their comment. Messenging apps like telegram and discord have emoji reacts that aren't quite replies and sometimes I wish I could do something like that on here

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"gacha" games. We used to call that shit loot boxes just a few years ago

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"I'm too busy to exercise!"

*spends 8 hours playing stellaris*

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My fitness routine? All that mental gymnastics justifying why I totally don't have free time to exercise today

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

grillman me, playing minecraft

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

nah, he's the White Citizen's Counciler

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

looks like one of my ck3 games

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