kkj

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That seems reasonable to perform on protected branches, but I'm not a fan of protecting all branches. That could leave valuable code with a single copy on a dev machine. I'd rather have it pushed to an unprotected branch and then be checked on merge instead of push.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Every branch you have deploys on commit? You have to fully QA all of your code before it goes into any sort of source control?

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

What do you do if you have code that isn't complete enough to work? Do you have to just leave it untracked?

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

"He's selling innocent people into slavery, but that's OK because people I don't like are mad about it"

Maybe think about whether they have a valid reason to be angry.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Fix your shit and it won't stop you from committing.

It's also usually only on certain branches, so you can make a branch where you break things and then fix them before you merge to testing/main/whatever.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's called gunplay!

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

He's Canadian.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Make a statement that is at best wildly controversial and at worst blatantly untrue
  2. Redefine the words in that statement to make it vacuously true and completely uninteresting
  3. When challenged, say that you don't care about common parlance
  4. Everyone loses, because this debate is now pointless and annoying
[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The answers are as follows:

Bill Clinton is on Epstein's list, so the Democrats half-assed the investigation.

Donald Trump is on Epstein's list, so the Republicans stopped the investigation altogether.

Hope this helps!

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Bonobos are our closest relatives, after all.

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