kellyaster

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[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

My cat does this, only she faces the other way and hugs my paws with her feet. Best feeling in the world, our little pets help make it a happy home.

Kitty on my feet, in front of the tv!

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

plays music when you flush

Please tell me this is something you can customize. I didn't realize until now that I need a toilet that plays John Williams' "Olympic Fanfare" when I take a dump.

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Nope, that's Ten Forward leaking there.

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

From what I've seen, I sincerely think you'll like it at Beehaw. They're an ok bunch of progressive folks who refuse to let it become a nazi bar. I can get behind that. Have fun!

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's a horseshit statement, they're still passive-aggressively deflecting blame (emphasis mine):

As you, our diligent community pointed out, it looks like some AI components that are now popping up in industry standard tools like Photoshop crept into our marketing creative, even if a human did the work to create the overall image.

While the art came from a vendor, it’s on us to make sure that we are living up to our promise to support the amazing human ingenuity that makes Magic great.

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Peanut Hamper! It's like Kelly Kapoor as a robot. In space!

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I feel your pain, ugh. Setting up certain types of software can be a pain in the ass because there's almost always dependencies that need to be set up first; in addition, it's not always clear what you're supposed to install or how to do it the right way. A lot of Linux-related documentation out there isn't geared towards beginners and leaves out a lot of important explanatory and contextual information, which just makes it more frustrating. Unnecessarily, in my opinion.

However, I gotta mention that Ubuntu - though widely used - is sorta notorious for being user unfriendly and isn't always the most appropriate choice for a beginner Linux user. If anyone reading this is thinking about trying Linux for the first time, I would consider Linux Mint. It's a Linux distro that is actually based on Ubuntu (which is based on Debian), but it works "out of the box" better than most and should be a positive experience for most users. It's pretty solid.

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dave Chappelle vs Girl Dick part XVII

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

and your paint tray

Omg I'm dying, hahaha

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Congrats! Heck of a relief, isn't it? I did the same last month. Cheers to 2024!

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 56 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Yeah, these aren't even jokes, more like some weirdass gross power fantasy.

“God forbid I ever go to jail. But if I do, I hope it’s in California. Soon as the judge sentences me, I’ll be like, ‘Before you sentence me, I want the court to know I identify as a woman. Send me to a woman’s jail.’ As soon I get in there, you know what I’mma be doing. ‘Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch, before I knock your motherfucking teeth out. I’m a girl, just like you, bitch. Come here and suck this girl dick I got. Don’t make me explain myself. I’m a girl.'”

I am trans, and it's hard to not take the insults personally, especially since this "edgy comedy" is coming from a comedian I used to admire and respect. What the fuck, Dave?

[–] kellyaster@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I'm sensing high levels of Big Douchebag Energy

Also, most everyone missed OP's gripe lol. No worries, brah! "Don't dead open inside," I hear ya.

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