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"Fairness is what the powerful ‘can get away with"

Or alternatively: 'The powerful will act unfair, provided they can get away with it'.
The word 'fair' does not need redefining.

I use butterflies.

Complete with "we are checking" boot splash.

I'll bet a gay wedding cake he'll lose the case.

"30 car lengths shalt thou not be apart, neither be thou apart 5, excepting that thou then proceed to be apart 10. 50 car lengths is right out."

In the Netherlands, this attitude carries a German phrase: Wir haben es nicht gewußt

Assumes he'll get hung

Hanged (or does he assume he'll get boner pills?)

I hear Colbert is available.

Nothing beats a Beetle, I heard it's a real production car.

I wonder if risotto pairs well with flamingo fillets.

America is a self-caricature at this point.

Once upon a time, Stephen Colbert ('s character) uttering "It's a well known fact that reality has a liberal bias" was regarded as satire. Now, I wouldn't be so sure.