juliebean

joined 2 years ago
[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

definitely not what i'm looking for, but thanks for the suggestion

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if you have a favorite language that isn't on this, you're a super nerd.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

except, the ground is outside in the freezing london winter, during an age with draconian 'move along' laws that mean you'd be hassled by cops all night. ground would be more comfortable, that's why the coffin costs 4 pennies.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ya'll ever hear about "Mike the Headless Chicken"? survived 18 months after a botched beheading left him his brain stem.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

honestly, that's still hella fucked.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

that is probably because for some reason, in america, people think of DD as being enormous, when in reality american bra sizing just sucks and places seldom stock larger than that.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i mean, what did you want them to do? slice your head open and dig around manually until they find the Bad Thoughts?

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

extra funny when you consider that Balin and Dwalin are brothers.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

i'm Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you're listening to NPR.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

well, i'd suggest you keep waiting for her to message you first, so long as you're okay with never talking to her again. alternatively, you could just message her, not even to ask why the long silence, but just to strike up a new conversation. share a fun fact or something, idk.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

man, why the fuck do i just find out about this now.

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