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@dgerard

I don't understand the hate for transition lenses. You don't have to get them in frames last fashionable in 1982.

@mii

Mary reads a book, Paul plays chess, and Peter sneaks out to molest a child.

@Jayjader @carlitoscohones

I'm sure Candy Crush will come pre-installed.

@blakestacey @techtakes

“"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department,””

He is the PR department.

@YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAM

This post is the worst Burma Shave roadside ad ever.

@dgerard

I’m sure deciding who to seat next to whom at dinner for optimal conversation must have been exciting.

@Shitgenstein1 @sneerclub

Might have got him some large cash donations.

@Soyweiser @BlueMonday1984

Same. Some days are worse than others: a couple groups I follow, maybe a person I follow, then 17 ads or random pages or groups. Then 2 or 3 I follow, etc.

Often the posts from people/groups I follow are days or a week old and I’ve seen them many times but never clicked on them.

@froztbyte @techtakes

YC: Where The “Technology” Is Just The Bait

@Architeuthis

" buys online from Russia"

but why

(I know why)

@maol @sneerclub

You can’t see it but he has a biscuit balanced on his nose.

@slopjockey

Maybe if Eggsy's balls hadn't dropped and he was raised by a billionaire.

I can't put my finger on it exactly but the pictures of them give me the impression that they've never actually had sex.