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A few moments after I started reading, I knew in my heart that fact would be buried in the article somewhere further down. Wasn't disappointed.

a "pasta" made from over 95% shrimp

Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

This might actually be a tipping point if other candidates do the same. The Trump campaign is probably already making this into an ad.

I couldn't believe that people were raw dogging the wildfire smoke in the NYC area when it hit us last year. I couldn't be outside for ten minutes without getting a headache, and that was with an N95. At least half of this country really is in a death cult.

Never had it, but my expectations are always very low for big-brand food items labeled as "ghost pepper". If I don't have to pause halfway through eating it to gather myself, you shouldn't legally be able to call it that.

I wonder how often people are collateral damage in these situations because ain't no one going to tell Uncle Jim Bob to wear a seat belt so he became a projectile.

"Joe Biden dies from covid."

Always Sunny theme music plays

Maruchan in a cup is unfortunately the worst ramen out there. If you like spicy and still want to maintain the convenience of a cup, I would strongly recommend that you try Nongshim red (shin ramyun) or black. It's definitely pricier but you will never want to touch Maruchan cup noods again

Buldak is the best instant ramen IMO if you can handle that kind of spice.

Anyone in the party with the power to get the ball rolling on replacing Biden will be, at worst, completely unaffected personally by another Trump presidency. In most cases, it would be financially beneficial for them.

Dude is going to get pushed down the stairs by one of his handlers and I'm totally here for the chaos and high jinks that will ensue

Yeah, I've got Havana syndrome

Havana hard time drawing a clock

Fortunately I was unable to watch this tonight, the guy genuinely looks like he's embalmed, or maybe like his skin was preserved and it's been stretched over some nightmarish android.