Yes officer, I’d like to charge this phone with battery.
joelfromaus
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Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
And also like the dad… starting to think OP is from a very “tight knit” small town.
Is the satellite function free to use? I haven’t read into it and it’s super convenient for its use cases but also seems like it would cost a lot to maintain contracts and backend for the feature.
Anything that makes Pauline Hanson angry is probably the right decision.
And practice on a hotdog first or you’ll tear it right off/start a bushfire.
Imagine if they started displaying ads based on data collected from your car.
GPS route is 2hrs long and late in the afternoon? Here’s restaurants on the way.
Travelling on Valentine’s Day? Here’s gift shops near you.
Don’t forget you’re due for a service! Here’s a nearby authorised service centre and while you’re there; it doesn’t look like you’ve used your window wipers for a while, might be worth asking them to check before rainy season gets here!
E: To be clear: this is some boring dystopia bs and I don’t want it.
Apollo had an option for exactly that and it was so good.
It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.
First intergalactic game of Goon of Fortune.
“Satellites on the piss up there, needs to get its shit sorted.”
Her boss music would definitely have an angelic choir singing “I want to destroy the manager” in Latin.