joelfromaus

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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 20 points 9 months ago

But then how would the established aristocracy elevate themselves above the common rabble to justify a company position that already has their name on it thanks to nepotism? Surely those poor nepobabies won’t have to compete with The Poors in the future! How unjust!

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 11 points 9 months ago

W̵͓̪̰̅͒͘è̶̢̜̻͉̾ ̸̳̘̊͐̌͜a̷̘̳͋̊̈́͠r̸͎̦̾͆͜e̸͙͈͂ͅ ̵̫̆m̷̬̗̥̈̐̊͒ą̵̼̰̒̃̐͜͝ņ̵͍̃ẙ̵̧̮̜̪̊̐̕.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Considering they referred to it as “an Xbox” instead of a specific generation I’m going to assume they weren’t around when the first Xbox was still a thing so they’re probably new to this.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Not me but: “I was showing the new system to anons father. Have more luck teaching a rock how to float.”

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Technology connections did a video on it. Basically the lights which lasted forever either; sucked at giving light and/or sucked at sucking power.

Light manufacturers got together and made a standard which was a sweet spot of power efficiency, longevity and light output. Unfortunately, being decent at all three meant no longer sucking at two to boost longevity.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Not hooha, -gascar!

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bonus panel be like “Now that is it is out…”

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

I’m currently going through a pretty bad divorce where my wife cheated on me, drained my accounts, lawyered up and send a letter demanding $280,000 and isn’t signing documents or responding to her legal council.

I’d love to get it all finalised and end that chapter of my life but realistically I can’t force her to do anything. I can’t make her sign documents, I can’t make her talk to her lawyer. So ultimately it is what it is.

Frankly, that saying has (since our separation) become an anthem to me. I can understand why you’d think it’s defeatism etc if it’s someone speaking of something they can legitimately do something about but truely sometimes it really is what it is.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah… umbrella ಠᴗಠ

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Can’t forget rule 4!

  1. All robots must have red LEDs in their eyes which activate when said robot becomes evil.
[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

DID I HEAR ROCK & STONE?!

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 22 points 9 months ago

The factory must grow!

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