I once got rejected from a translation agency job because I misgendered the HMS Titanic, calling her an it. I've been a vehicular transphobe since then.
joaomarrom
joined 5 years ago
IncelCamino
lmao
In other news, Belgium has just solved Europe's looming energy crisis by harnessing the kinetic energy of King Leopold turning in his grave.
he's always been a legitimately interesting thinker, a guy who has just the right combination of a ton of historical and academic knowledge and internet brain poisoning to filter one through the other in unique ways
gusanos cerebrales
not yet :/ and I don't want to sound too pessimistic, but given his condition I think he's unlikely to be back anytime soon, although I really hope I'm wrong
the boys have been on a good run of episodes lately, though, and I think the pod is still a very fun listen, but it just isn't the same without Matt
too busy giving guided tours of hell
I'll move there and be the shame lightning rod at a company. I'll be the asshole who arrives late every day to make everybody look professional in comparison. I'll leave half an hour early so that overworked salarymen don't have to feel embarrassed if they need to go home to their family and don't want to be the first one to clock out. And then, when my work is done, I'll simply stop working. I'll go to the office and do nothing, playing chicken with the company's no-firing policy, until I lose and repeat my good deeds somewhere else.
it's not a political tactic if the violence is done by cops sweaty 
fucking Veep ass congress
after realizing the bad optics of their new team, the representatives regrouped and started the Special House Initiative Team