joaomarrom

joined 5 years ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

this was quite the exchange, admirable posting prowess

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

you're cool too

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Anuj Chaudhary, 34, was fired upon by three men on a bike Thursday evening

this is how I choose to imagine the shooters:

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@Melina@hexbear.net went too far this time

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

LMAO the app is still available at https://saveymeal-bot.co.nz/

It no longer accepts non-food items, but it still produces hilarious nonsense recipes like this greasy abomination

how about some delicious spaghetti with a coffee and vanilla sauce? yim yum

goddamn this shit is too much fun, here's a chewing gum pizza sprinkled with coke zero and a dash of baking soda

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Recommendations included a bleach “fresh breath” mocktail, ant-poison and glue sandwiches, “bleach-infused rice surprise” and “methanol bliss” – a kind of turpentine-flavoured french toast.

michael-laugh

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

get yourself some torpedoes queen

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

women be sinking yachts am I right folks

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

does anyone have anything worth reading regarding being aroace? asking because I haven't had any romantic connections, even one night stands or simply kissing, in more than two years

sometimes I wonder if I'm aroace or if I'm just depressed and standoffish and have an actual problem... I find it to be a sexual orientation that's somewhat hard to understand, from the point of view of someone who's in my situation

edit: lol went on google and searched for "aroace" and in the "People also ask" section there was the question "what is an arrow ace?"

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

okay, now this is just too much

as a communist, I call for the immediate seizure of this man's improperly hoarded sexiness and its equitable redistribution among the rest of us

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)

goddamn, Severance is so good I want to be frozen and brought back only when the second season comes out

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 1 points 3 years ago (1 children)
  • fast food
  • pulling out a gun in a restaurant
  • coping through gallows humor
  • waiters not getting paid
  • a dozen cop cars outside
  • going back home driving on a highway

that's it, this is the most American slice-of-life story I've heard this week

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