joaomarrom

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[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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Edit: added one more ๐Ÿ”ป because it was 21 IDF generals and majors who died. Also, please stop upvoting this comment so that it'll be one upvote per ๐Ÿ”ป, that pleases me

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

at this point I don't know what would be funnier, Joe Biden or Trump getting elected

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

psyching myself up for the marathon by pretending I'm a locomotive

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

I like to think that the "weed or not" part is like the "hotdog or not hotdog" app from the show Silicon Valley, just a single function to identify if the plant is marijuana or not so that you can decide if you're going to roll it up and smoke it

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

if this were the doohickey it ought to be the most powerful gun in the entire game, with the power to change the magical land where the narrative takes place with only one pull of the trigger

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lol I once stood to the right of an owl and tapped his left shoulder around his back and he turned to check who was there lmao what a dumbass

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I want to play this game because it's fucking hilarious for a Brazilian, because "Pal" is pronounced just like "pau", one of our words for dick. Going around collecting dick fluid is gonna be a blast

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's pretty funny too, and they have a lot of crossover

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

this game really makes you feel like Indiana Jones' hat

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Boonta Vista is great if you have a stupid sense of humor like mine.

Tech Won't Save Us / This Machine Kills if you have a luddite bent, both are amazing but somewhat academic.

If you can stand the incredibly obnoxious I Heart Radio ads, Alphabet Boys is a very well produced series about a fed infiltrating the BLM movement in 2020. The second season is about a fed clusterfuck involving CIA and FBI butting heads during a sting operation.

I've also been listening to If Books Could Kill, which is all about skewering shitty self help books.

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

lmao, I'm checking out the website with google translate and it's absolutely breaking my CIA meter, this shit looks like one of these fake websites the CIA used as fronts for spies in Iraq

look at their history section, lol

also, in the SAND activities page, there's a tab that goes into their vast social contribution:

I know that google translate does not give perfect results, but this is hilarious to me lol a completely empty shell of an organization that just sprang up out of seemingly nowhere and somehow has enough credibility to be taken seriously by the BBC, the supposed bastions of quality journalism... get the fuck outta here

[โ€“] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

she used to at least, before she was caught watching K-dramas and shot with an AA turret by Dear Leader

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