joaomarrom

joined 5 years ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And I wonder how long will it be until we know the actual number of people who have died. That's what happens when the people who count the dead bodies die themselves, along with the journalists who would relay that number to the rest of the world. Simply the most horrific, unspeakable atrocity I have had the misfortune of witnessing in my entire life.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sam Bankman is now fried

But seriously, it's a very convenient end to this whole situation that there's now a big "THE END" sign hovering in front of a clusterfuck of financial crimes, with one very prominent face behind bars. Are we supposed to believe that this is it? That there's not dozens of other professional money whisperers getting away scot-free, and already planning their next move?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Methuselah

Joe Biden's code name is a reference to him being old as shit.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

make it retroactive you cowards

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Barack Obama reportedly picked this moniker from a list of code names that started with R.

there's one there that the secret service could have chosen for Clinton and frankly for a lot of the other presidents too

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

well, they've already done a gritty reboot with Edge of Tomorrow / Live Die Repeat, might as well continue

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

to rip banners from walls

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder if there's even a single healthy person in Br*tish royalty nowadays

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the army is lacking leadership, so probably a good solution would be to make everyone a general, including the brand new recruits who are now only humble, lowly, platoon commanders

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

just hang a couple of ferns on her, and she's my dream date

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

my heart goes out to our Chinese comrades, I hope they are not too badly affected by this flagrant violation of the Geneva convention

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well, my real name is Kepler 452b but my friends and family call me Toobie, does that count?

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