joaomarrom

joined 5 years ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

develop recipes for chicken wing seasoning

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Man, this is kinda heartbreaking to read. You seldom see someone with such a clear, sharp view of the world's problems, but who also just so happens to be looking in an entirely wrong direction.

He is clearly an intelligent person, smart enough to realize that something's not right with the world, and that VC funds are in on it. He realizes that the political class does not give a shit, is complicit and also in fact benefits from all this wrongdoing, so we all live in a worldwide series of kleptocracies. He can also see that liberal cultural institutions such as Harvard and Hollywood serve the purpose of producing the next batch of white collar criminals, and making the public numb and complacent to these global crimes, respectively.

Every single one of these things is entirely correct, but he somehow sees The Simpsons as a connection between all of these things. He also claims that Covid was unleashed in order to create a justification for the financial slump at the end of this worldwide Ponzi scheme, and he manages to tie all this to Rob fucking Lowe. Then he writes several paragraphs about The Simpsons.

In fact, his thing with The Simpsons and Rob Lowe is what really illustrates to me how unwell this guy is. If you pay attention, you can see how his train of thought derails as soon as he mentions Lowe or Simpsons, and what would have been an aside becomes the main topic: Rob Lowe - sex blackmail - Jeffrey Epstein - Bill Clinton - Kitty Dukakis - crack, all followed by "what does this tell us?"

The answer should be barely anything at all, but he instead uses that as an example of how the government is conning US citizens. Once again, yes, the US government is conning citizens, but how can you make that connection following this train of thought? It's all bricks, no mortar.

It's frustrating to read, because it gives us a glimpse into the mind of a person whose thoughts have long since stopped being coherent. It's like looking at the furniture of a house that's been cracked in half by an earthquake. All the right pieces are still there, but they no longer cohere with one another. This is indeed, as @Thordros@hexbear.net has said, what zero theory does to a clearly smart mfer and it's very very sad.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

clapyocheekhouse

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

sitting at the lathe right now: he gets elected and takes all the money that's going to israel and funnels it into Ukraine, but in truth it's all distributed to shell corporations and embezzled through Deutsche Bank

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

let's be fair with Tesla, being impossible to drive in the rain has always been a problem for cars in general, as we all know

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my dude's rocking that 80's aerobics class outfit with the butt crack halfway up to the neck

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

My bad, I added a quick disclaimer to make things a bit clearer

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it better now? I didn't mean to upset anyone, my bad

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

edit: just to be clear, I copy pasted the following original title from Al Jazeera's website. It's very alarming, but there is currently no evidence of an Israeli strike on Iranian nuclear sites, which would prompt Iran to "pursue nuclear weapons," as quoted. No need to panic yet

Al Jazeera: Israeli attack on nuclear sites to prompt tit-for-tat, pursuing nukes: Iran

jesus fucking christ, israel just has to escalate this shit, doesn't it? how long does the uranium enrichment process take, and could Iran conceivably arm itself with nukes in short order?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (22 children)

So, clearly Israel wants a regional war. What are the chances that whoever the fuck is the US president next year Zelenskyizes Netanyahu and decides to stop sending them weapons? Can a US president even afford to do that?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Oh holy shit, AI generated images directly on Whatsapp? This is an XK-class end of the world scenario, for real. The oceans will be boiling in about two weeks because Brazil and India will turn Meta's servers into the sun's corona with the ungodly amount of good morning / good night messages it will have to create.

I'm horrified by this bullshit but I'm also eager to see the horrors beyond my wildest dreams that will be conjured up by Brazilian boomers.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm from Latin America, and I can attest to the fact that I want to violently attack the person who wrote this article so maybe they have a point after all huh

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