joaomarrom

joined 5 years ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

give boob in bideo gane i want

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I like to think that he's about to smite rather than bless them

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

lmao this is really funny to me because there's this Brazilian artist, Lucimary Billhardt, who went kind of viral several times over the Bolsonaro years for painting the most hilariously cheesy paintings of him and his people, and her style is almost exactly the same as this. Check this shit out:

And here's my favorite, showing all these woke commies that won't shut up about the environment:

There's more on her twitter, it's incredible.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

neuken in de keuken

lmao Dutch is fucking hilarious, and if anyone disapproves of me laughing at it, then... we hebben een serieus probleem

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Poor babies :/

Also, I distinctly remember reading somewhere that you should absolutely not give cow's milk to cats, as they are highly lactose-intolerant. Is that true?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I hope I do! Check out Josh Sawyer, his hair is almost totally gray nowadays and he's a seriously good looking dude

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Do you use hard drugs such as crack cocaine and/or masturbate in public and/or feel violent urges towards pets, children and the elderly and/or support Palestine?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The best advice I can give you is to invest in a nice and thick parka because it gets real cold in High Hrothgar.

Jokes aside, I started getting gray hair in my mid-20s, and I'm starting to get them on my chest now in my mid-30s. My temples are almost completely gray, and I can see some gray strands starting to show up on the top of my head.

Honestly, I think it's a really great look. I fucking love my graying hair. What I don't love at all is that I have a balding crown like my dad. Genetics is a fuck.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

"Did Putin order Navalny killed? The answer is yesn't."

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

hey baby I'll scooch over

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

bootlicker

mmmm muy rico

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

wonderful bird, I wish we had crows where I live, I'd love to see one from up close

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