jaemo

joined 2 years ago
[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago

I see we're putting the crypto in cryptofascist.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

Something something Venn diagram is a circle something.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Is that because of the free surgery he's going to give everyone who wears his obnoxious AI glasses and then subsequently gets punched in the face? Is that why we're going to be at a disadvantage, Mark?

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

Oh but you get a pass though? Mmm hmm. I see you, chumpy.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Lol wot. You think we wouldn't get all caste system in this piece son?

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah we know, thanks grandpa. Why don't you put on Matlock and shut the fuck up.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, like, why learn how to split the atom if all we can do is splode stuff. It's not like we can cure cancer or power things without emitting planet killing gasses or anything.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

we miss you, because we know that the instability in our relationship right now has meant that some Canadians have decided to stay away from their favorite American tourist spots, and we hope you will come back

Fucking whoosh. Americants: you hope in vain.

Not coming back. Not ever. For your treachery, we will grind into dust and ash that which you formerly benefitted from.

Fuck. You.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I would need an entourage of physiotherapists if I had the bling to roll with a 9kg necklace.

Imagine how dope my rhymes would be though. A man can dream....

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Helloooo new bumper sticker.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It it was delivered with class and decorum. Not this 3 stooges shit.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

What a harpy. I hope trips on a plastic straw, falls into a multi-lane expressway and gets run over by a coal rolling ass in a pickup.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Yep. It's just every other Canadian who loses when he wins.

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