Would've worked a lot better if you had used one of the pokemon that actually looks like an animal instead of a ripped dude with claws.
jackr
https://canine.tools/ uses a different model at least, so it should be possible. I'll look through the docs later to see if I can find out how.
Edit: As is unesco
Though I would say enough sites are using it now that I don't think many people would be surprised if they suddenly saw an anime character pop up.
If you can use it, anubis > cloudflare.
I think it's funny when other countries do it, but I do cringe everytime I see Dutchposting. I feel like this is just a thing you have about your country.
*and
I would encourage rolling your own crypto for fun, because, well, it is. But yeah, you should maybe also make clear that people should not use it, because that is rule 1 of cryptography.
You want to become like the French? I don't know who hurt you, but you are not alone, remember that. You can get help for this.
Epicurian ah take
I am quite sure I have seen this image long before image generating AI was able to generate anything like this, so, unfortunately for you, I believe this is in fact real.
Ran a quick check. Expected more tbh (slightly nsfw)
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