jabrd

joined 5 years ago
[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Washing my hands in between petting my brother’s cat and interacting with my wife because, though I am a cat guy, I’m a wife guy first

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

Just die already you old piece of shit

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 85 points 2 years ago (5 children)

No fucking way. That has to be a bit. She just refers to it as a plantation??

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The sheer hubris to run Joe again in 2024 after already promising not to during the campaign in 2020. They’re going to lose and it will be entirely their fault. Please just send this senile codger to a farm upstate. He’s done, he’s washed!

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Standard uniform for settlers. I’m surprised they don’t have cowboy hats

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Read the wapo oped by Biden. It's clearly a nothing they can throw to their anti war demographics while they try to find a middle ground before the elections

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The Biden oped is mental.

says the words "two state solution"

refuses to elaborate

dies of severe old age

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

It always goes back to the British ukkk

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

God he's fucking ancient

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Yea that parts insane to me. If they wanted to have their sperm frozen in case they died, they'd have done it. Just fucking desecrating the corpse

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Weird, I got this the other day in the gym but only in the gym. Works fine elsewhere. The swoletariat out here shitposting too close to the sun

[–] jabrd@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Or run any other candidate instead of sticking with a historically unpopular mummy and then acting like everyone else is the bad guy for being skeptical about it. If it’s tHe MoSt SeRiOuS election then try actually winning tf???

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