ivanafterall

joined 2 years ago
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

If I had a nickel.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He will live to 125, at minimum. This is our life now.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Speaking for myself, I definitely became "that guy who wouldn't shutup about the diet he was on," so that may be part of it.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I didn't truly understand cravings until I started keto. Those first few weeks as you're getting into ketosis are something else. Suddenly, "I want this very specific snack more than anything else on earth."

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

$10 says it happened once.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I've only seen the original movie, but I don't see how anyone can top Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

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