isekaihero

joined 2 months ago
[–] isekaihero@ani.social 77 points 1 month ago

"Because it's a soul-crushing, dead-end minimum wage job" Then why are you applying now? "Because I've always dreamed of working at Chipotle. I love this franchise, the food, the people, and want nothing more than to work for you"

You have to keep them off balance!

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

I'll be in the restroom taking a dook and the AI will come in and start talking about why it chose to wear a dress today. https://youtu.be/vg-_nce-6bA

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Great. This is just what we need. Sexually confused AI. This is all your fault, leftists!

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

IDK connecting a electronic masturbation device to a chatbot so it can robotically tell you how its raping you and you deserve it because you're a worthless human is kinda hot.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

The only way it happened is if people who need a liver but not because of alcohol-related damage are pushed to the top of the list. The alcoholics would basically be last in line. Some might say that's discriminatory, but it's perfectly normal to triage patients and provide care to the ones with more immediate needs, or the ones most likely to survive. Doctors have to make judgement calls.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 1 points 1 month ago

Every short guy I've ever met has had a girlfriend. Meanwhile I'm 6'0 and a middle-aged virgin.

I think it's an illusion in your head. The fact you've gotten somewhere makes you more successful with girls than a lot of other guys, many of them taller than you. I don't think height plays much of a role for most women.

What I think does matter? Confidence, financial success, good looks, and cock size. Height has to rank like... not even on the top 10. My guess is it's something that matters to certain girls with unusual tastes.

To be honest I wish I was shorter. I want to be a weak little shota boy with 3 legs. I'm serious. Smaller, slimmer, and with a divine endowment. I want to be so small and weak I'm unable to fight the women off.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

I want to pet the catgirl!

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

I love these pictures where you discover more the longer you look.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago

Leyley would use any excuse to do something naughty.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

I am doomed. DOOOMED!!!

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I uploaded a new pic without the IP.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My boomer parents think less of Trump after this spat. They agree the 3.8 trillion spending bill is ridiculous, and they also think DOGE was doing good by cleaning out fraud and corruption. We all think that there's something ill about Trump's second term. Like he realizes he can't have a third term, so he doesn't need to act conservative anymore.

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