irelephant

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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

I applaud your self-restraint.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Its ok, I'm in Ireland.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

$10,000/gallon. If someone made a car than ran on ink, they could bankrupt themselves very efficiently.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

I can't wait till there's a federated git host, the github network effect is real.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Considering its the url used in the microsoft store, I'd assume it is.

The name servers are also azure urls.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

30% appearently.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Yep, and people would be talking about it like they talk about tiktok.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I feel like tiktok has accellerated it slightly, though tiktok is something people love to hate.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Eh, whatever it is, if anything, isn't really affecting me too bad.

The test is interesting, but the lack of nuance in it (only true, true at certain times, or never true) makes it hard to answer.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Not autistic, but I write like chatgpt. And I really like formatting.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The web version is unbelievably shit.

 

TranscriptA screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."

 

TranscriptA meme from Advengers: Endgame of someone saying "You can rest now." to Tony Stark. It has the caption "When IT visits your site and closes your 3654 tabs and reboots your computer for the first time in 58 weeks."

 

TranscriptAn uninstall window for McAfee WebAdvisor (usually installed as bloat on new computers), it says "Maybe you should keep us around... Here's why: ". The reasons list is empty.

 

TranscriptA "Now Playing" popup which shows "system Preferences" as the song playing.

 

TranscriptA 4 panel comic strip of a bird flying, but with its head spinning like a helicopter instead of using wings. It has the caption: "When your program is a complete mess, but it does your job."

 

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transcriptA book with the title "I didn't touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.

 

transcriptA meme using characters from SpongeBob. Man Ray holds a card labeled "My Computer" and says, "I'm an admin, right?" Patrick replies, "Yup." Man Ray continues, "And this file is admin locked." Patrick says, "Yup." Man Ray says, "I have admin access. And if that's the case, I can access this file." Patrick replies, "That makes sense to me." Man Ray says, "So let me access it." Patrick responds, "You need admin access."

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