irelephant

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Cisco (infosec.pub)
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HP continues to be utter shit (infosec.pub)
 

TranscriptThe futureistic city meme with the caption: "Society if HP smart app wasnt a complete piece of shit".

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pretty small subtotal. (infosec.pub)
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one of the downsides to shorts (infosec.pub)
Guys this is the future! in c/programmingcirclejerk@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can code faster if you share a keyboard, of course.

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Univeral Cereal Bus (infosec.pub)
 

TranscriptA whiteboard drawing. It has a crudely drawn cereal bowel with a bus in it. Around it are stars and spirals (made to signalify its in the universe/space). It says "USB" under it.

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sums up most ms-store apps. (infosec.pub)
 

TranscriptA microsoft store review. It is one star. It says: "Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using Half-ply toilet paper." It was posted on the fourteenth of december, 2019. It has 211 thumbs ups out of 269. The user has not set a profile picture. Its username is scribbled out.

DO NOT TOUCH in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

My PC has those ๐Ÿ˜…

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DO NOT TOUCH (infosec.pub)
Easter Egg in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Or just print the spreadsheet with the dot, so everyone is wondering why loads of blank pages are printing.

Fox news trying to explain github. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!

Fox news trying to explain github. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sharing is a type of communism, of course.

Fox news trying to explain github. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

I'm sure they could have afforded an em dash.

Fox news trying to explain github. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.

itter.sh - Social Media via SSH in c/python@programming.dev
Fox news trying to explain github. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 207 points 1 month ago

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

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Fox news trying to explain github. (infosec.pub)
 

This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).

JavaScript in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

pro tip:

"ba" + 0/0 + "a"
ออ อออ in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Hiding file extensions is one of the worst decisions they made.

I don't blame the kids for not knowing stuff, that's usually a systemic error, but I will blame them for refusing to learn.

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ออ อออ (infosec.pub)
Constantly "improving" in c/iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev
[โ€“] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Teams Classic, of course.

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Tangled is a github alternative on atproto. (tangled.sh)
 

I would prefer activitypub on stuff like this, but its still cool.

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The four horsemen of shitty chat apps (infosec.pub)
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No talk, only fix (infosec.pub)
 

TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

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