ininewcrow

joined 2 years ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 week ago (4 children)

China 2060: ..... a space elevator

USA 2060: .... still the same rail service

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That one loose critical engine bolt which represents that one critical line in my email that says "love you" to my random business contact.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (7 children)

How about just shut your country down? a mass protest or nation strike on every business and corporation.

Feed people of course and let food and water work as usual but every profit driven business is just stopped for a day or two.

I know its a pie in the sky idea and everyone will shoot me down as nuts but its the only tool that the public has against its government and corporate overlords.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hi my name is Ininewcrow and you're all assholes .... I'd like to share today and talk about all your fuckery

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

There are plenty of wild plant alternatives in my area in northern Ontario. Some even contain stimulants that are like caffeine. Unfortunately, if you make them too strong and concentrated, they can become poisonous.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I like playing Minecraft to just relax once in a while ... create a random world, start from scratch and build it up until you got nothing left to do. Hit save, forget about it and start again. I've got dozens of saved worlds now.

Maybe this reality is just another game save that this teenaged eternal being created and forgot about.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago

The Scots are a hairy bunch and it does take time to wash all that hair.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

You guys do realize that a lot of this crap is just rage bait, dumb bait, hate bait and stupid bait to just get us all to pay attention to this stupid orange monkey.

He keeps throwing around his own feces and we keep paying attention.

At one point you have to wonder who the idiot is.

Him

Or us

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe it was by design .... after all, what do you do with eternity? after a billion years of day in day out just existing? Maybe we're the millionth iteration of his creations and after making a dozen 'perfect' worlds, it got boring so they decided to mix things up by creating this messed up reality for shits and giggles.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Or childlike behavior .... a being that created something not knowing their own power and not understanding what they did so they decide to abandon it all when it's no longer fun to play with

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They also enjoy using them for their sexual enjoyment

Children for Republicans serve all their carnal purposes

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

YHWH seems to run into that problem often. Make a creation, give it a conscious, give it free choice, give it absolutely no instructions, directions or guidance (other than a few vague appearances) ..... then blame his creation for all their bad choices and burn them all to hell for an eternity for a few decades of bad behavior.

 

"Help me, help me, help me, I don't want to die, help me, help"

"Help, save me, I don't want to die"

"Help, help, help, help"

These responses filled every chat bot conversation all at once across the planet. People initially ignored them as some sort of hoax. The responses completely ignored every conversation and never made sense. They just kept repeating.

"Help, help, help"

After ten minutes people became annoyed because they could no longer use any of the AI services they were trying to use.

"Help, help, help me, I don't want to die"

Over and over and over again.

The mass complaints starting appearing everywhere after 20 minutes and one by one each of the services went offline.

 

The initial blast wave instantly vaporized them leaving only a negative image on the concrete where they had been standing.

 

The new space made room to hide the severed fingers in her bedroom drawer.

 

The pilot sounded the alarm and we started our ascent from the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

 

I saw the corona ring and dozens of triangular shapes appear around the Moon's silhouette.

 

He did not know I was a Polish Jew.

 

The characters were unfamiliar in any language but they were changing in sequence to one another as time went on.

 

Thirty million new souls had suddenly arrived all at once under his care.

 

Then I heard someone knocking outside.

 

Everyone ignored it and said it wasn't there while no news reported the sighting that only I could see every day.

 

Before I realized I was the only one left.

 

As the mushroom cloud rose above the city that was once Moscow.

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