That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.
You reassure them and tell them they can learn.
The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics
That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.
You reassure them and tell them they can learn.
The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics
Basically ..... and the funny part is that America takes it seriously and the media goes along with whatever the toddler says.
Turnip is a representation of just how dumb this country is
This trash podcaster should be labelled one degree worse than actual brain cancer.
Anyone that would want to listen to an entertainer run pseudo intellectual circles around everything like a dog chasing its tail deserves to be treated like an idiot
Every time I see shit like this ... all I keep imagining is 340 million idiots in charge of nuclear weapons and the world's largest military
Your leadership isn't the problem ... the entire country is
Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. ...... (soft elevator music starts playing)
Hang up ..... block number .... delete conversation
You're gonna have to work harder than that to assimilate me
..... oooo look, a special at the hardware store
I find it useful to carry small things that are important.
All out war and violence .... that's what's stopping us.
If we ever attempted that, we would be easily manipulated into thinking that it was a war for other reasons and generally break down into a general war.
And at the end of the fighting, the rich and powerful would take over the narrative of why the war started.
If someone were to identify that person ... I'd contribute to a fundraising site for them
King wasn't disrupting the peace of the country .... he was disturbing the never ending war against the poor
"And they’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war."
About 20 years ago, I was renovating an old cottage that had been infested with mice and squirrels. I gutted the entire place down to the studs and rebuilt everything. While I was at it, I removed all the wiring to the build and redid it all too. As I worked around the main electrical panel, the panel was separated in two partitions. The first partition was where all the house wiring went to ... the other side was for servicing by the electrical company to install or reinstall or service the panel ... I never needed to go in there. So I worked on the place for about a month until I had to get behind the panel to remove a few screws. and adjust a few things.
I opened the never opened panel ...... I couldn't see any wires ..... the whole section of that panel was completely blocked by a recently deceased squirrel that was completely spread out, all limbs stretching as far as they could go in four directions and its tail completely ballooned up with fur. I took the out the squirrel as one solid stiff piece. It had entered in through a punch out that shouldn't have been removed and crawled in and touched things it shouldn't have touched.
I just didn't expect to find that when I went to open the metal box panel.
I wish I had taken a picture but it was just before the period when people started to get camera phones to take pictures of everything.
Does this mean that St Teresa had a wild night of hedonistic partying in 1652 or that Lindsay Lohan had a profound spiritual awakening in 2007?