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I shook my head like a snow globe and I still have no clue what's going on.

We're gonna need a bigger blanket

Spider lashes are so last season, it's all about those centipede eyes, swerty. 🐛👄🐛

I thought he kind of looked like Jeffrey Tambor.

What did I do to make you not like me? You liked my sibling.

Why was everything I did worthy of your contempt?

Why did you make my transition to adulthood so much harder than it should have been?

Why did you move me to a car-dependent area, make it so it was impossible for me to get a car, and use the fact I was useless against me?

So many straight men complain if women take a long time to get ready, but will also complain about the looks of women without an involved beauty routine.

Or they think that a "natural" beauty routine is what no effort looks like when it's not even close.

It's easier to just do what you want and consider these men not worth your time, but it does get annoying some days. Especially when other women buy into it and also give you shit for being "gross."

She actually says in the book, if you don't want the book, you should get rid of it.

Are you doing a pencil, gel, or liquid? All of them have their own challenges. Some pencils are better than others, but I also haven't used a pencil in a long time. Ones where I had to press down harder and were dry were trash to me.

I like liquid with a brush, but I had to stop because my oily lids would just... Melt it off. I could get some crisp lines with them, though.

For gel, I would use an angle brush. I would start from the center of the eye outwards, then go from the outside to the middle to even it out if that makes sense. After I did that, which I always find to be the least forgiving part, I would do the rest of the eye.

No matter what type I am applying, I would have a mirror near my face, my elbow on the table, and the brush or pencil in my hand. This way, I only have to control my hand with my wrist. I don't have to think about my shoulder.

Make sure you have some good, gentle makeup remover. Practice a LOT. I also just had to wear it for a bit just so I get used to my face looking different.

I found that using a lighter hand on the lower part of the eye, if I put any, gives me a look I prefer over lining the whole eye uniformly.

All time is poo time when you're close to the boss's desk

I DO A.I.!

That's just baaaaa-d practice

I liked having my daughter do chores with me. She had less time and energy to get into something she shouldn't. With a few age-appropriate rules ("only mommy can wash the sharp knives"), it's not so bad.

She is older, and does an adequate job without supervision most of the time. I've been giving her some tips every now and then to help her grow from "adequate" to "really good."

The article is right, though. It can take a LOT longer to get anything done, but I feel like it has paid off so far.